FIC: Sir Dinadan Converts The Heathen

[mharific]

Title: Sir Dinadan Converts The Heathen
Fandom: Arthurian
Pairing: Mordred/Dinadan
Rating: ...R? But a wimpy R. Sex talk, no descriptions.
Words: 100
Disclaimer: The words are mine, the characters are everyone's.
Summary: An edifying tale.
Notes/Warnings: Technically it's Old Icelandic. Feel free to call the Extinct Dialects Police.


"Oh, God, Jesus that's good--"

"Hark at him," breathlessly. "Now there's a subject: How Sir Dinadan, With A Well-Timed Suck, Converted The Heathen Norseman."

"God-- damn your hide. Do I look Norse?"

"Well, in this light... or lack of it..."

"Very clever," crossly. "I'm Orkney born, not bred. My mother's Cornish."

"And your father the truest Briton of all."

"...I like your mouth better when it isn't talking."

"Touchy bastard."

"I'll touch you in half a minute, and not the way you-- oh, Jesus."

"...Couldn't you pretend to be a Norseman? For the sake of the ballad?"

"Skítkarl!"

"Thank you."

Comments

[rainbowjehan.livejournal.com]

Oh, my God, how many kinds of awesome is this? Can't stop snerking. XD

[mharific.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you. I thought it was pretty good for two a.m. crack. :D

[assimbya.livejournal.com]

Oh, this is hysterical. And so utterly unexpected too.

[mharific.livejournal.com]

*bows* I'm here all week. (Except Wednesday!)

[assimbya.livejournal.com]

I'm very interested to see how you're going to tackle some of the other pairings on this list, so, good. ;) (And on Wednesday we can just discuss the pairings!)

[gileonnen.livejournal.com]

Gaaah, this wins at everything. ^______^ Dinadan doesn't strike me as the sort to do this sort of thing, though--he wouldn't engage in any activity that even temporarily impaired his ability to talk. ^_~

[mharific.livejournal.com]

*beams!*

Well, no, not for long. As poor Mordred is discovering. >:)

[ladybedivere.livejournal.com]

We realy should instate an Extinct Dialects Police...